Friday, August 10, 2012

blogjam #30: dispatches from Vermont

Sign #587 that America is DOOMED!
Recent surveys find that the majority of Americans like the TSA, with its strongest support among the younger generations. You suck, majority of Americans!

Everybody Knows That If You Want to Tour the World Drunk, Join the Air Force
Just ask MSgt BNorwegian tourist falls asleep on airport baggage belt. He was discovered cuddled up in an X-Ray scanner.

Things That Wouldn't Happen if You Used G+ Instead of Facebook

You gotta problem wit' dat! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIT' DAT!
U.S. Presidents apparently have a habit of talking on the phone while holding sporting equipment. Obama's latest call to the Turks has some pissed off because he was holding a baseball bat. White House spokesman claim this was a departure from Obama's norm and that he will henceforth go back to wearing the tutu he uses for synchronized underwater ballet.



5 comments:

  1. Well, 54% is a majority, but it still is a failing percentage in my book. More proof that the younger generations are not paying attention and also might be taking after MSgt B who also doesn't mind being groped.

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    1. Yes, good as in interesting news but not necessarily good.

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  3. Dood! Seriously, that reminds me of this one time...

    Miss you, bro. You doing any shooting up there?
    You need to come home to Va. I haven't had a good groping in over a month. (No offense, A Girl.)

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