Recent surveys find that the majority of Americans like the TSA, with its strongest support among the younger generations. You suck, majority of Americans!
Everybody Knows That If You Want to Tour the World Drunk, Join the Air Force
Just ask MSgt B. Norwegian tourist falls asleep on airport baggage belt. He was discovered cuddled up in an X-Ray scanner.
Things That Wouldn't Happen if You Used G+ Instead of Facebook
You gotta problem wit' dat! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIT' DAT!
U.S. Presidents apparently have a habit of talking on the phone while holding sporting equipment. Obama's latest call to the Turks has some pissed off because he was holding a baseball bat. White House spokesman claim this was a departure from Obama's norm and that he will henceforth go back to wearing the tutu he uses for synchronized underwater ballet.