Leela: Who would've thought that Hell would exist - and that it would be in New Jersey?
Fry: Well, actually...
--Futurama Hell is Other Robots
First some lady is suing a kid for getting hit by his baseball, while she was at a baseball field. And now another lady is suing a cop who saved her life by shooting dead a guy holding a knife to her throat.
I generally do my damnedest to avoid New Jersey. No plans to change that anytime soon.